Word Verification

I have been wanting to do this for a while now. The longer I waited though, the longer the list of words got! Below is a list of all the 'definitions' of the word verifications my friends and family have come up with which are required to post a comment on my blog. They are SO hilarious! Honestly, you are all SO funny! Thanks for reading and thanks for commenting!


Denise -

scroushn - getting 5 people in the back of a vw bug

MARADA - the mother of all super-duper sharp and wonderful knives

aqdow - a very pretty female deer a Q doe

tockles - to finally get to, as in: Real tockles the woodpile

MINESS - what Brittness says when you try to take her things!


Kristen -

Statie - Nickname for a state trooper

Parro - A one legged parrot, With an eye patch

Hease - heavily teasing someone, to the point where they might punch you if you don't have a good sense of humor (i.e. Jason was heasing me last weekend, so I gave him another glass of wine. This made him happy and the heasing stopped.)

Spols (plural): A short spool, very short


Grampy -

misbabl - the female talking on Babe

flana - Itialian flannel pajamas

hoionsp - a guess at how to spell onion


Corinne -

wingo - when Winggnutt get's carried away in a Bingo game

wriong - wrong with a little bit of emphasis to show that you are just plain WRIZZONG!

Visell: when Count Dracula blows air through his teeth to make a musical sound

tateezes - tater tots made out of plastic that are teasing you..'cuz they are not edible


Jason -

dries - what paint does after you apply it to the wall


~~~ And, last but not least, Amanda, who, though her 'definitions' are not always "appropriate" per say, (see 'Excimen' below) STARTED this tradition. :-) She also has the most definitions posted as well as the longest, most thought out definitions including the history of the word as well as a "can you use the word in a sentence?" example... Amanda dear, Webster's got nothing on you! ~~~


Amanda -

undstrit - The word "understood" when used as a question as if it could be followed by "homeboy" "homefry" "homeskillet" or just about anything else that has "home" in front of it (except foreclosure)
Please note, when using the word "Undstrit" one should be sure to move one's hands in a "I'm pretending to scratch a record" fashion. Please see me if you are still unclear.

Rowhe - He who rows

Extric - A slang word used when describing that last thing your ex took from you after you thought he/she had taken it all. Term was first heard in 1915 when Queen Caroline got the last laugh when leaving her husband, King George. As the story goes, she "tricked" the king, therefore coining the term, "extric" EXAMPLE: "She took the bed, the bureau, and the TV but the extric was when she took the refrigerator!"

NONSINE - THIS is nonsine

REAKI - Reiki, for the non-believer

BITOCH - Come on...I just had to comment for this word. haha. Use your imagination. I'll give you a hint. "Marciella is a ....."

FARSEN - a farce, but you know, in German

SLABB - Give me a big honkin' slabb of white steak please. Make sure there are no black lines or signs of normal coloring to it

EXCIMEN - (Grampy, you might want to close the screen): That white stuff that comes out of that thing that girls don't have...except "excemen" is when those buggers are EXTRA psyched to be free

NOTHM:
"Whatchya doin?"
"Nothm"

KAARRAL - Was to be a popular phrase from the show previously titled "I Love Karal" When Desi Arnaz auditioned for the part of Ricky Ricardo he called Lucille Ball into the room and producers realized that "Luuuuuucy" sounded better than "Kaarral." I swear, that's how the story goes. I'm totally NOT making that up. Well, except for maybe the whole "previously titled" part and the whole thing about "kaarral" but those are minor details. The rest is true :0)

ADEDN - A mop
Get it? No, you totally don't but really, at 12:30...this very second I am finding it HILARIOUS! "A dead N"
A B C ... M N O P ... X Y Z ... If the N is dead... take it out and what do you get??? A MOP!!! hearty har har! Seriously, I'm cracking myself up over here. Who thought of these silly Word Verification Definitions anyway?!?