Dear Clutter in my Apartment,Where do you come from anyway? You are always there! Go away! No one likes you. Seriously.
Dear Vacation, You really think I can wait until Friday for you? You are WRONG! Come here now! RIGHT NOW! I want you, I need you.
Dear Plants in my Apartment,I'm really sorry I killed you. In my defense I often tell people that they should NOT get me plants. Ever. I always kill them. It was kinda inevitable. In a way, it may even be your fault. You should have left when you had a chance. Just run out the door at some point when my back is turned. But, you didn't think of that, did you? No. That's why you're dead.
Dear Booger, (my cat)Why is it that you could care less whether I am around or not during the day but at 3am you want to cuddle like you have never cuddled before? Also, why must you climb over me scratching me up in the process and lay on my face? All I can hear is your purring. If I didn't know better I would think you are trying to suffocate me. Is that it? I bet you
are trying to kill me. If so, it would be great if you stopped that.
Dear "Hyundai" Warranty People,Stop emailing me. Stop calling me. Even if you were REAL Hyundai warranty people I probably still wouldn't call you back! You are wasting everyone's time by being dumb. If that's your goal in life, then mission accomplished... you can stop now.

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The idea behind this post was stolen (with permission) from
Nikki over at WhimsyLove. If you haven't checked out her blog you should! She is cute and witty and basically a
crafty genius! Go check her out! Now I say!!!
Small Sidenote: If anyone wants to get me a present, I would absolutely love one (or 8) of these badges inspired by the movie UP! :-)
