So. Funny. (Warning: This Post is About Cats)

I'm going to go ahead and apologize in advance for this post. You see, it's about cats. You may not think it's as funny as I do. I, however, think it's absolutely hilarious and LITERALLY laughed until I cried and my abs were burning from giggling. No really. That actually happened.


So, tonight I was browsing the Internet (someday I WILL get to the end! I swears!) and I came across a very entertaining graphic titled 20 of the Weirdest Posts on Craigslist. The one that caught my attention was the one titled "Ferocious Kitten for Free." I showed Jason and he told me that he had read the actual listing a while ago. Why he didn't share this with me, I do not know. But now, I share it with you. Below is an abbreviated version of the actual listing which can be found here.

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Ferocious Attack Kitten

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you.

He will protect your family from evil things, including the following:
* insects
* toilet paper
* anything under a blanket
* paper bags
* floor rugs
* Chuck Norris
* Feet

He will find you wherever you hide.
Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.
Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

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For those of you who have ever met or (sorry friends) been attacked by my kitty, you may understand why I find this so funny. My cat can be quite evil at times, which is one of the reasons why I love her. Exhibit A:


Hehe! Crazy. Oh, if you are wondering about the rest of my kitty's time, it's about 30% evil, 40% ridiculously friendly, 28% sleeping, and the remaining 2% is spent being incredibly entertaining tracking bugs through our house.